Saturday, August 08, 2009
About Me

- Name: Chris Tilling
- Location: London, United Kingdom
I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.
Some Popular Posts
- Chrisendom book reviews
- Richard Bauckham's guest post on the ‘Jesus family tomb’
- Interview with Richard Bauckham
- Concaveworld
- Historical Greek Pronunciation
- The Chris Tilling Music Ministry
- Virgin Birth?
- Terminator is knocking on your door
- 'Opposite Blogging Day' contribution
- Existence of hell proved?!
- Universalism - a brief note on my position
- The number of the beast
Previous Posts
- Yea Tiger, be glad I chose theology
- Theological nutters
- Created out of water
- Darwin and God
- Quick notice
- I stand rebuked
- The New Church of England Logo
- Wright’s badges
- Facebook’s What’s on Your Mind?
- Spock-like logic
My 2005 Blog Archives




4 Comments:
Have mercy! That is dreadful.
I saw this video several years ago. It was hilarious then. It's hilarious (and depressing) now. Thanks for giving me a reason to watch it again.
Chris are you serious?
what is this crap?
at least post something realy hilarious.
Keyvan
An explanation, Chris: http://www.urbanhonking.com/holymoly/archives/2005/11/mp3_lil_markie.html
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