I stand rebuked
Innocently as you can imagine, white as the driven snow, pure as ... well, you get the idea.
But that's me, folks. Plain, old, simple holy.
Not all, however, seem to appreciate my generally elevated levels of sanctification, even though it shines in such wise forms as this post: A Biblical Guide to Dating.
Nevertheless, an 'Anonymous' (surprise, surprise) felt the need to chastise my winsome words in the comments:
"This is not funny. And the message of Yahweh Elohim and his Son, Yahshua the Messiah should not be taken lightly. Have your fun now, but I tell you the truth: it won't last long. You will regret ever putting your foolish advice on the web. Let me ask you this: If you have a daughter and she believes in the Word, would you want some perverted man to be misusing her belief for his own twisted sexual interests? Is that how you would want your daughter to be treated? Is that how you would want your mother or sister to be treated? Grow up, men. The world needs men who can lead nations and conquer kingdoms, not treacherous and deceptive men. We need honorable, valiant men in this world. We need leaders. Are you going to waste your life setting foolish traps for women? Is that what you call purpose? Arise, men of God. Arise to your position in the true Kingdom of Yahweh. Arise to honor. Arise to Truth. Arise to purpose. It is time"
OK, I cleaned up some of his grammar, but you get the idea: I've apparently pooped the holy pants, soiled the sanctity nappy.
So .... *takes a deep breath* ... I guess I had better say an apology:
"I am very sorry, Anonymous ... that you have no sense of humour".
I'll be the guy giving you a smarting wedgie in the in the New Jerusalem.