Nuclear War
1 day to go!
So claims a certain 'bible prophecy expert' by the name of Yisrayl Hawkins.
I'd love to lock this one in a room with Jim West for a day, start a discussion on eschatology and dilettantes, lock the doors and then watch the fun unfold via a hidden camera.
posted by Chris Tilling @ 12:22 AM
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12 Comments:
Ok, this guy is a complete nut case - I know of him very well because his cult (yes I mean cult in the truest, David Koresh, sense of the word) is located in the town where I grew up (Abilene, TX -West Texas).
I am curious...if the world ends tomorrow, should i still buy my wife a birthday present today if her bday is on the 13th? this is such a predicament...what if this guy is wrong!? what if i'm wrong!?
decisions!
Buy the present-- play it safe. After all, which would you rather have- an angry wife or nuclear annihilation? Me, I'd take the nuclear thing any day!
I say- get the stones ready and lets punish the false prophet.....
Wow, interesting update to the website. My stinkin' cold woke me up. Wonder it it will still look so positive by the end of the day.
In aus - the 12th has come and almost gone (currently 10.30pm). It is certainly exciting waiting for the end. I hope i am raptured.
It's 2.20pm in the UK. Still no boom.
(I prophesy a cataclysmic shameless turnaround on his website before midnight though...)
Still no sign of a nuclear detonation in Canada. But the day is still young yet. Shane if you get raptured can I have your blog?
Get with it you British infidel! How Anglo-centered! God will act in his own time, which is now Central Standard Time. Did you think GMT was still binding?! KJV Only is the last remaining law from the dispensation of the British accent. If you don't know where the time zones are in Ezekiel, then may you be incinerated!
Right, John, agreed with Jim. Go holocaust rather than angry wife. Buy the present.
Thanks for the laughs everyone.
thanks for the sound advice...i purchased the gift this afternoon. though, i must confess, i kept the receipt in case my wife is raptured up without me...
still 3 hours left EST!!!
-1 days to go, according to the website. Guess it was a secret, invisible nuclear war after all! Shane did you get raptured? I didn't expect to so I'm not a good test case. :-)
No rapture - so sorry frank, you'll have to wait a bit longer to get my blog!
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