Friday, January 27, 2006

Faces of Jesus

'With (the eyes of) faith, all things are possible'

Below is irrefutable proof that us Christians were right all along.

Jesus showed up to be a sunset

and cast his face on a wall (His thoughts are higher ... )

If you can't see Jesus in this cloud then read 2 Cor 4:4 to find out why.

Bored of showing up in super-sized creation style, Jesus (apparently) turns his attention to various gastronomical delights. The BBC captioned this one: 'Father, son and holy toast'

... and on a Chapatti. If you were the risen and exalted Son of God, what would you spend your time doing?

Once again, tired of popping up on food, he turns his attention to cooking utensils. This is the famous 'Jesus frying pan'

However I twist this one, I just cannot see it. What is clear is that this poor lamb looks decidedly annoyed in a kind of resigned way.

All this, of course, means that the rapture is about to happen. And if you disagree with me, then I'd like to use a line of reasoning employed against me recently by a Fundie as I pointed out his argument was nonsense: If you disagree with me, then it only goes to prove that you are an unregenerate and unsaved sulphur slurping sinner (or words to that effect).


At 1/17/2008 7:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that you are particuarly biased. It says at the top of this that 'us Christians were right after all' I think that is disresepcting other people's veiws. I think that is very biased of you.


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