Saturday, September 06, 2014

Power Baptism™

We’ve all heard of John Wimber’s Power Evangelism, “words” on planes, one-by-one discipleship, etc., all well and good.

But that was the 90s and, well, it couldn’t always deliver on the efficient front, which is to say that it was a little bit too slow. So Chris Tilling Really Very Holy Ministries (CTRVHM) is pleased to provide – for free - a new indispensible missional tool for the 21st century. It offers a way to save an entire train of people in a mere few seconds. Read that last sentence again.

How is this possible? CTRVHM is proud to unveil Power Baptism™.

No need for:

  • risky “words” (gulp)
  • follow-up (double gulp)
  • discipleship programmes (which, by the way, should always boil down to the following: read your bible more, pray more, repent more, go to church more. Simples)
  • giving away free dinners to strangers
  • “relationship” evangelism (yawn)

What is more, the secret of Power Baptism™ can be learnt in approx 25 seconds:

 

And ta dah, an entire train full of brand new Christians.

1 Comments:

At 10/26/2014 10:18 PM, OpenID craigbenno1 said...

I kinda like the speaking part of Spirit inspiration. :)

 

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