WARNING: Near record DEFCON rapture levels

The webpage http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html has all the details. (and surely it can be trusted cos it's a random webpage)

The R.I. was updated yesterday to a shocking 186!

I know, that’s what I thought! One hundred and eighty flippin six!

Dividing this by three angels and a golf club (31) makes this the even more sinister number 6. In other words, we are pushing the raptureometer into DEFCON asbestos underpants.

As you would expect, the calculations are something to do with beef prices, UFOs and Gog (i.e., Putin).