Some unique Amazon Christmas gift ideas
Here you can buy what is called a 'Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher', which comes with two nice features:
- Handheld Chrome effect Ball Scratcher, Presented in a deluxe metal case.
- This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.
As one astute reviewer writes on the Amazon site: 'I've been using the ball scratcher for almost a day now, but have to say that it should be used with care. It seems to have upset several of the people whose balls I've tried to scratch with it. Maybe it's best kept for personal use.'
Yes, maybe a good idea.
Or here you can buy the 'Gentleman's Willy Care Kit', which comes complete with a Fluffing Brush, Styling Shear, Sprucing Mirror, and a Metal Bracelet all packed in a Fine Leatherette Box.
As one reviewer comments at Amazon: 'I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell 'What an unkept willy!' I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman's Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell 'What a fantastic willy!' and all my friends think I'm really cool'
A moving testimony.
By the way, if you were wondering: I happened across these items because I was looking for a head massager like this one. OK? I wasn't looking for anything else. Just so you know.