What happens when Elton John and Jim West meet eyes in the Blue Oyster Bar?
posted by Chris Tilling @ 5:08 PM
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I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.
4 Comments:
Heaven help us all!
You have so pwned him
there was a little thing that came on the screen that said "report abuse"-- but I couldn't stop laughing in time....
Thanks, Doug. All in the service of righteousness.
Jason, indeed!
Scott, I look forward to seeing you and chatting about your news.
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