"A sneeze a day keeps Beelzebub away"
"If it feels good, do it"
"Kick that Luther in the happy sacks and see him fall like a pile of bricks"
"Hey folks, listen to the Lord's prayer when I breath in this helium!"
"The Gospels? Never heard of them. Are they a choir band?"
(Sources for these quotations unknown and their authenticity may be questionable)