Thursday, February 05, 2009

Zwingli quotes

"A sneeze a day keeps Beelzebub away"

"If it feels good, do it"

"Kick that Luther in the happy sacks and see him fall like a pile of bricks"

"Hey folks, listen to the Lord's prayer when I breath in this helium!"

"The Gospels? Never heard of them. Are they a choir band?"

(Sources for these quotations unknown and their authenticity may be questionable)

5 Comments:

At 2/05/2009 1:02 AM, Anonymous Doug Chaplin said...

You seem to have forgotten the NT Wrong-smitten Zwingli who infamously declared "fist a friend for God"

 
At 2/05/2009 3:39 AM, Anonymous Jim said...

the both of you- vicious brits - have earned yourselves 50,000 years in purgatory for that.

youll be happy to know that youll be spending your time chained to theodore beza. who will spend his time talking to you about calvin. constantly.

 
At 2/05/2009 5:35 AM, Anonymous Mark Stevens said...

Does the second quote come from his response to having the fling with woman of questionable morals?

 
At 2/06/2009 6:18 AM, Anonymous One of Freedom said...

You guys are going to drive Jim crazy. He might even stop harassing Pentecostals and turn his full ire on yous. :-)

 
At 2/07/2009 6:29 AM, Anonymous goulablogger said...

"in purgatory"?

What kind of Baptist is Jim again? Is there such a thing as "High Church Baptist"? Sounds like a contradiction in terms.

Yup, that's Jim West, all right. 8)

P.S. What's "clegamin", for that matter? Word verification? Really?

 

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