Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The 'guess the academic' competition

Rumours are abound that some are hiring special agents to take pictures, in the public toilets, of the bottoms of random academics at this year's up-coming Society of Biblical Literature convention. Once published on the blogs for thousands to see the competition will be to match butt with academic celebrity. Occasionally they may also provide the noise of academic straining on the said loo, making it a 'match strain to name' series.

Scandalously, rumours are linking yours truly and West with this (admittedly interesting) plan, but I would like to point out that we both have alibis and such dirty humour at the expense of others is beneath us both. As for me, let me make clear that I wasn't even there when it was discussed just now on MSN messenger.



At 3/02/2009 2:20 PM, Anonymous TJ said...

I don't know about the agents, but I'm surely pleased to see you still online. I had thought you had stopped wasting everyone's time writing essays nobody reads. But anyway, I thought a nice comment might brighten your otherwise lousy day in the God forsaken island in west coast of the Continent. Have a nice day!

At 3/08/2009 3:14 PM, Anonymous TJ said...

Oh, I see! You are wearing your I'm-not-going-to-be-provoked trousers today! I understand, you are a teacher and you have to behave. If that is the case, then I will not contribute to this internet site anymore. Ha! What do you say to that!

At 3/08/2009 4:16 PM, Anonymous Chris Tilling said...

I am always well above your gutter comments, way too holy to be provoked, way too sanctified to rise to nastiness. So I always have those aformentioned trousers on.

You git.


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