Saturday, October 11, 2008
About Me

- Name: Chris Tilling
- Location: London, United Kingdom
I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.
Some Popular Posts
- Chrisendom book reviews
- Richard Bauckham's guest post on the ‘Jesus family tomb’
- Interview with Richard Bauckham
- Concaveworld
- Historical Greek Pronunciation
- The Chris Tilling Music Ministry
- Virgin Birth?
- Terminator is knocking on your door
- 'Opposite Blogging Day' contribution
- Existence of hell proved?!
- Universalism - a brief note on my position
- The number of the beast
Previous Posts
- Weird things in the UK
- Three important ways of handling the varied depict...
- Why circumcision?
- Godpod 37
- Quote of the day
- Busy busy
- Quote of the day
- John Polkinghorne’s Times article
- Hurtling balls of snot
- ‘Interesting’ Quotes of the day
My 2005 Blog Archives





9 Comments:
dogs,like cats, perish like leaves and grass.
you pagans.
Sigh ...
Why this obsession with going to heaven....
Does anyone doubt that there will be rocks and dogs at the Resurrection? I wonder what silliness will look like then.
btw: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
The battle of the church signs. I love it.
Ed, yes. What about right now?
Ed, a good point of course about obsession with heaven. We want to hear more about resurrection! And thanks for that link which I will perhaps use on a regular basis!
These are not real signs ... they were generated @ http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
My dogs have souls. Just not rational ones;)
Pax Christi,
Yea, I learnt these signs were not real after ed's comment. Made it less funny :-(
Sorry Chris -- should have warned you in my email. I lifted it myself from Halden, so I hope he doesn't accuse you of plagiarism...
Hundreds of image and sign generators can be found on http://www.CustomSignGenerator.com to make more fun pics :)
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