Monday, April 10, 2006

I have no idea how to title this post

Every now and then I enjoy looking at the sort of Google searches that land on my web page. I mentioned a few here, but today, someone typed into Google ‘"cosmic ordering" bollocks’ and landed at Chrisendom! And true enough, type in the above into the Google search engine, and Chrisendom is at the top of the hit-list!

I just returned from the dentist – the first time I’ve ever had an injection in the mouth along with copious amounts of drilling. HORRIBLE. And the anaesthetic has only just started to wear off.

I wonder what causes people to become a dentist? Perhaps the idea of inflicting pain on innocents like me with hideous instruments of torture?

By the way, over on Theological Intentions, David Piske has written a good response to my inerrancy series. Todd told me via Instant Messenger, that he and David discussed my series over a meal, and came to the conclusion that I am, in fact, a heretic. Well, you thought that was bad, you haven't seen anything yet - I'm just warming up.

Now, all reading these words, I want you to relax. Relaaaaaaxx.

Breath in, and out.

Focus on this picture.

Feel yourself getting drowsy.

You are now entirely open to my suggestions.

My Amazon wish list is calling you to spend your money liberally. It is your top priority, the first thing you will think of doing every day. You want to buy me books.

At the count of five, you will wake up and do the first thing that come to your mind, and you will forget this hypnosis ever happened.

One, two, three, four and five.


At 4/10/2006 6:14 PM, Anonymous Chris Weimer said...

Hey, if you think you're heretical, try formulating your entire views of the universe without a God.

Oh, and when you find some time, perhaps you can donate to my Amazon wishlist. It's relatively small - you know, just the Davies and Allison commentaries on Matthew, the OLD, Pokorny's Indogermanische, just a couple of small things. :D

At 4/10/2006 7:34 PM, Anonymous Chris Tilling said...

Hi Chris,
Thing is, to be a real good heretic, you have to be similar enough to at least look like a sheep, even if under the skin, you're a barking heretic.

As for your Wish List, I suggest you go and put on some relaxing, shoothing music, then read this post again. Slowly. And then hopefully in the rush to my AMazon account, you will have forgotten all about yours.

At 4/14/2006 6:07 AM, Anonymous David said...

Well, I'm finding that my circle of friends is becoming more and more heretical (by some peoples' reckoning, anyway). I don't know if I gravitate to them or they to me. Anyway, friend, I can't wait to hear more heresy from you.


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