A moment in the Tilling family home
I had just entered the lounge having prepared my breakfast with a bit of honey
Anja (still in the kitchen): Where is the honey?
Chris (now sitting down in deep thought on something or other): Where is was! (thinking Anja was implying I had not put it back in the right place)
Anja (slightly irritated): That's not very helpful! Where is the honey?
Chris (still in thought and slightly bothered another question had been posed): Where it is now!
Anja (after a minute or so of some muttering coming from the kitchen direction, having finally found it on her own): You could have said 'in the corner cupboard on the left'!