Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Breaking news: Amazing archaeological find

One of the great privileges of living near Tübingen is that I rub shoulders with some amazing biblical scholars. And it is a deep honour that I've been permitted by one of them based at the Theologikum, to announce an amazing archaeological find.

I feel really honoured to be the first to publically announce the following.

Recently, ancient artwork was found in excavations at Megiddo. Not only has an ancient wall portrait been found, but the figure is clearly identified in an almost perfectly maintained inscription underneath. None other than the Bible's 'bad girl' Jezebel.

The shocker, as if it wasn't already, is the portrait dates back to almost 800 BC!! In other words, we now know what Jezebel probably really looked like in real life! Of course, there is much more of interest in the picture and inscription, but early date is simply staggering.

What is more, and this is the really exciting bit, my contacts at the University have given me permission to publish a photo of the portrait on this blog!! The quality isn't perfect; the resolution of this photo is a little low (though a better copy will be published by the Megiddo team in due time).

Anyway here is a copy of the recently discovered portrait of Jezebel! (I was not allowed to publish the inscription too)

7 Comments:

At 2/13/2008 8:24 PM, Anonymous Jim said...

Wow! Now that's biblical archaeology at its finest.

And man, for some reason, she looks so familiar. I can't seem to put my finger on where I've seen her before...

 
At 2/14/2008 1:21 AM, Anonymous dan said...

Damn, I totally fell for that one. Hilarious!

 
At 2/14/2008 3:18 AM, Anonymous Chris Weimer said...

I figured if Jim West complimented it, it had to be funny! ;)

Chris

 
At 2/14/2008 8:22 AM, Anonymous Robert R. Cargill said...

"and the corpse of jim west will be as dung on the face of the field in the property of chris tilling, so they cannot say, 'this is jim.'"

 
At 2/14/2008 10:27 AM, Anonymous Rev Tony B said...

Amazing discovery. It shows the Hebrews invented opthalmology, too, and had fairly advanced lens-production techniques. Pity their artists hadn't discovered the rules of proportion of parts of the body...

 
At 2/14/2008 3:04 PM, Anonymous Jim said...

I think they say that now anyway Robert...

 
At 2/14/2008 6:00 PM, Anonymous Dr. Claude Mariottini said...

Chris,

When I saw Jezebel’s picture on your blog, I understood the reason Jezebel “painted her eyes and arranged her hair” (2 Kings 9:30). She sure needed to improve her looks.

Claude Mariottini

 

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