A cure for the old ‘evil PC’ problem
Someone searches Google for "Jesus Please remove the evil from my PC". Steven responds.
I suggest the seeker try my own holy water. Indeed, I am able to ship at a moment's notice - to any country - my very own 'CTRVHM Holy Phlegm™' if anyone is interested. Sprinkle on infected areas to deliver from all the forces of darkness. A bargain at just 40$ per shot (all small fragments of half-chewed toast come free of charge).
Labels: Chrisendom Merchandise
posted by Chris Tilling @ 12:13 AM
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Awesome, you'll never know how long I waited for this! More than the 20 years I waited for Springsteen to return to Australia.
Are there any discounts on bulk orders? An offer like this is rare and I feel that I ought to stock up for the future. Don't want to be like those foolish virgins. So, what's the best price you can do on say 200 bottles? Paypal OK?
Half-chewed toast may be free of charge (and an awesome bonus at that) but what about the postage Gromit? You forgot the postage?
"A cure for the old ‘evil PC’ problem"
Buy a Mac.
Ah, anonymous stole my thunder. The new operating system for Mac comes out on Friday! Unlike Vista, it will work.
Here they come. The all-too-predictably boring comments from Mac Users ... blah blah blah.
I have another solution. By a freakishly huge kitchen magnet cross and put it on your computer. I'll guarantee your computer's function will no longer be affected by demons. Oh... and say a few prayers if you want.
Jason Goroncy said...
Here they come. The all-too-predictably boring comments from Mac Users ... blah blah blah.
Mac users have no need to complain or write boring comments...they are busy working.
Since no one seeking anything as unusual as that has happened across my blog, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I would appreciate feedback on whether my attempt to do so in humorous fashion is in fact humorous, or merely lame/unintelligible/offensive, as so often is the case with my posts. :-)
http://exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com/2007/10/keywords.html
Buy a Mac my friend. You too Jason Goroncy. It's a predictably boring answer because it's predictably true.
The one thing worse than being evangelised by Mac users is being evangelised by Linux users.
Thank you all for the laughs. James, perhaps call your blog "Free Porn". It won't be very honest, but might boast the google visits!
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