Our friend, Ryan Jones, has just posted a scandalous indictment of CTRVHM. Not only do I take beef with all this business about holy cows, he goes on to maintain that my 'pseudo-scholarship and lame-blog humor just makes me feel, well, crappy and defiled'.
For Ryan, who successfully earned himself four 'fingers', I wanted to suggest he go read this webpage closely and prayerfully. Admittedly, his gracious and well-thought out post certainly had a point about the inappropriateness of some of my 'violent' humour. Good call. But don't tell him I said so.
For others, naturally I want to make an official statement of apology for those among you who have ever been offended by anything on my blog:
"I am so sorry you read my blog. And I am trying not to think about you, me and the skilful employment of a cricket bat in the head department"
You see, I can be a diplomat when I need to be.