Prosperity Praise
I particularly liked the gold 'Paul and Silas prison chains'!
posted by Chris Tilling @ 1:02 PM
4 comments
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
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- Name: Chris Tilling
- Location: London, United Kingdom
I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.
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4 Comments:
Chris,
let me express in the name of all honest and self-righteous evangelicals the disgust we feel towards this latest production of the CTRVHM worship team.
I hereby claim full refund of my $2.500 love-donation to CTRVHM.
Best regards.
Glorious! My wife and I are students, so I think a few songs like that added to our church's repertoire certainly wouldn't hurt any - assuming of course that when the ground swallows you up or fire from heaven incinerates your ass it doesn't hurt!
David, I repent, I recant, Ich tue Buße, I'll pay indulgencies etc. GIMME THE MONEY.
Well, if you liked this one, Anon, may I recommend my own songs - they also come with a potential 'ground swallowing' and 'fire from heaven' clause.
Yikes! I recognize a bunch of those tunes (although not the lyrics). That is soooo messed up.
Frank
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