Friday, September 29, 2006


For crying out loud

It was our Australian friend, Shane, who pointed me to the happy news. In Hawkins’ webcast we learn that the predicted nuclear war (that, if you remember, was meant to have started on the 12th September 2006) seems, in actual fact, to have actually started after all.

Fair enough. Things can take a while to get noticed in South Germany.

Actually, Hawkins didn’t use any of my suggested excuses, and ploughed ahead with a real original offering:

Happen Nuclear War did.

Because of the launch of an invisible missile.


Rubs chin in a thoughtful way.

Well, I’m convinced.

Admittedly, I may not have fully understood him. His explanation may have meant that the cheerful progress of Nuclear holocaust was inherent in Bush’s alleged intention to launch a missile? To be honest, given that the statement was about 70 minutes long, a tad incoherent, and, well, ... I can think of better things to do with my time than figure it all out.

Like beat myself round the face with a shovel, for example.

I must say, given their own statement on their webpage (-16 days remaining before the start of nuclear war), I wasn’t expecting the old ‘invisible-missile-actually-caught-in-the-middle-of-a-nuclear-holocaust-and-didn’t-know-it’ line.

Kudos for the creativity.


At 9/29/2006 1:16 PM, Anonymous boxthejack said...

I only lasted 3 minutes 49 seconds of his incoherent babbling before the shovel in my neighbour's garden began to look dangerously enticing. Do you think the cheering was added using WinVideo? I hope so.

At 9/29/2006 2:46 PM, Anonymous One of Freedom said...

As a victim of the invisible nuclear exchange I must say that it is no fun to be invisibly charred into nothing. In fact the invisible burns are so severe that I can't even type anymore. My computers invisibly stopped working so I couldn't even respond to this post if I could get my speech-rec software working. So please excuse my silence on this issue, but it sucks to be invisibly blowed up real good.

At 9/29/2006 11:32 PM, Anonymous Chris Tilling said...

Thanks for the laughs!


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