Entirely appropriately ...
In light of my last post, do have a read of this amusing list.
posted by Chris Tilling @ 8:16 PM
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Monday, August 28, 2006
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- Name: Chris Tilling
- Location: London, United Kingdom
I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.
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5 Comments:
I'm troubled about the lack of pentecostal-charismatic and prosperity theology references. CT, can you add some for us?
I'll get you started:
Pent-Charism: "Just open your mouth and let the _______ flow from it...it'll sound like babbling, that's okay."
JB you mean like this?
prosperity: Jesus wants you to own lots and lots of really nice shit!
pentecostal: Just gimme that old time shit.
left behindism: God's yanking me out before the real shit happens.
fundamentalism: The absolute shit.
etc...
Um....yeah. But I was hoping to get CT's special life experience involved (I don't know many bloggers besides him and me who actually have that sort of powerful "Holy Ghost" lineage to tap into, and he does it so much better than I do).
Count me among the former Holy Rollers. I was a Foursquare pastor for a number of years and as a Vineyard pastor (currently) I do have a foot in that world still. But I agree CT has a way with words. ;-)
Well guys, your joint suggestions were hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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