Given the response in the previous but one post, the announcement for the official Jim West Fan Club follows (i.e. the JWFC – not to be muddled with the Jehovah Witness Football Club, of course).
Thanks to one reader, the Fan Club Motto shall be:
‘I really am a quite loathsome person filled with contempt and disdain for persons of low mental capacity’ (to be memorised, and chanted while performing the secret club handshake)The club bylaws shall adopt those of the reasonable Association of Fundamentalists Evangelizing Catholics, detailed here.
And the Club Anthem (to the tune of ‘Row, Row, Row your Boat’) shall be:
Dr, Jim, Jim E. West,
Surely he’s the Best (women add as an echo here: ‘criticising home-schooling without Rest,
Dilettante fan he certainly isn’t,
So slap this badge on your chest ...
The death-metal version being:
*Morbid and inaudible throat gruffling about death and such like*
(Return to ‘Row, Row’ tune)
Dr, Jim, Jim E West etc.