Warning! Achtung!

Our roaming reporters have notified me that me own wife has been crawling biblioblogdom, and even left a cheeky comment!

That’s right, so you’d better say nice things about me, lay off of the swearing, a definitely give the heresy a break till the hazard-time is over ... And yes, her English is very good, so she doesn’t tend to zwrite zlike zis.

If the beautiful face of my wife turns up in any of your comments, be sure to be nice to her!