Sunday, January 08, 2006

TV clergy get theological

UPDATE: Just added audio. Click on the pictures!

Theological pronouncements of the most famous fictional TV clergy:

The Baby-Easting-Bishop of Barthenwells to Blackadder after having been drugged and morally 'compromised':

"You fiend. Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul minded perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the church?"

Blackadder: Here we feast only on God's lovely turnip. Mashed.
The Puritan, Lady Whiteadder in response: Mashed?! Wicked child! Mashing is also the work of Beelzebub. For Satan saw God's blessed turnip and he envied it and mashed it to spoil its sacred shape.

Father Jack Hackett (from Father Ted) to ... err ... anything that moves, and in this scene he is particularly desperate:

Drink … Women …Arse … Drink … Feck … Arse … Drink … Feck … Arse


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