Saturday, March 14, 2015

Today if you hear his voice…

…do not harden your heart.

I say this because I’m sending out a powerful faith wave, tonight, which is breaking strongholds even as you read this. Some of you are literally getting up out of wheelchairs just clicking to this webpage announcement.

Inspired by reports of prosperity preacher Creflo Dollar’s audacious call for a donation of $60 million for a new jet, I’m taking a further and even bolder step of faith.

I’m calling on you, my faithful blog readers, to love-gift for Jesus $60 billion to Chris Tilling Really Very Holy Ministries (CTRVHM). I want a better jet than Creflo, obviously, but I could also do with a 6 bedroom property in London, my own golf course, 12 chess lessons with Magnus Carlsen, and an endless book budget. Plus I plan on buying the Nutella company so that I will have plenty of spare jars in my cupboards in case of an apocalypse.

Please don’t feel that your 50 pounds/dollars is an insignificant drop in the ocean of this request. God loves a cheerful giver, and so on.

#worthatry

6 Comments:

At 3/15/2015 12:06 AM, Blogger scott caulley said...

you forgot to say anything about the phone number across the bottom of viewers' TV screens, and whether you accept credit cards.

 
At 3/15/2015 5:40 AM, Blogger Richard Fellows said...

Perhaps you could have the palace that NT Wright lived in when he was a bishop.

 
At 5/04/2015 10:01 PM, Blogger Charlotte Patrick said...

Chris, I just went onto Amazon to purchase one of your books - and at £25.00 for the paperback, I am making a start towards your jet project ... :)

 
At 5/04/2015 10:19 PM, Blogger Chris Tilling said...

Haha, thanks, slowly we shall achieve the humble goal.

 
At 3/21/2016 11:33 AM, Blogger Bethany Tidd said...

How do we donate?

 
At 3/21/2016 11:35 AM, Blogger Chris Tilling said...

Cash - best way of avoiding taxes. In my desk. :-)

 

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