Today if you hear his voice…
…do not harden your heart.
I say this because I’m sending out a powerful faith wave, tonight, which is breaking strongholds even as you read this. Some of you are literally getting up out of wheelchairs just clicking to this webpage announcement.
Inspired by reports of prosperity preacher Creflo Dollar’s audacious call for a donation of $60 million for a new jet, I’m taking a further and even bolder step of faith.
I’m calling on you, my faithful blog readers, to love-gift for Jesus $60 billion to Chris Tilling Really Very Holy Ministries (CTRVHM). I want a better jet than Creflo, obviously, but I could also do with a 6 bedroom property in London, my own golf course, 12 chess lessons with Magnus Carlsen, and an endless book budget. Plus I plan on buying the Nutella company so that I will have plenty of spare jars in my cupboards in case of an apocalypse.
Please don’t feel that your 50 pounds/dollars is an insignificant drop in the ocean of this request. God loves a cheerful giver, and so on.
#worthatry
6 Comments:
you forgot to say anything about the phone number across the bottom of viewers' TV screens, and whether you accept credit cards.
Perhaps you could have the palace that NT Wright lived in when he was a bishop.
Chris, I just went onto Amazon to purchase one of your books - and at £25.00 for the paperback, I am making a start towards your jet project ... :)
Haha, thanks, slowly we shall achieve the humble goal.
How do we donate?
Cash - best way of avoiding taxes. In my desk. :-)
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