Want to join my new band?

Yesterday, while in Germany, I came across a Christian music band called Demon Hunter. Apparently their musical prowess is favourably judged by those "in the know" (I do not pretend to be able to adjudicate on the musical merits of a Heavy Metal Band). However, inspired as I now am, I am thinking of starting my own band. No, I can't play a guitar. Or a piano. Or the drums. Or anything come to think of it (apart from the joker), but I do know some fairly famous worship leaders (ability by association), so I'll simply slap on the sound of a computer modem in action and call it Heavy Techno, or something, interspersing the cacophony with sentences like 'hurray for Jesus'. A Christian Heavy Techno Band is born.

Apart from needing other people in the group to jump around in leotards / Bikinis and stuff like that, all I need now is a name likewise as cool as the aforementioned Heavy Metalers.

Beelzebub Dead Arm Givers, or perhaps Hasatan Chinese Burners, or even Belial Wedgie-ers. Perhaps I'll settle for Unclean Spirit Wet Willy-ers, I am still undecided.