Slander of the day
posted by Chris Tilling @ 9:15 PM
7 comments
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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- Name: Chris Tilling
- Location: London, United Kingdom
I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.
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7 Comments:
I really object to articles like this on a supposedly spiritual blog.
I started reading the article and fell asleep half way through. When I finally woke up, frozen stiff, I found that my dial up connection had used all my allocation for the month.
I'm struggling... hmm...
to stay awake....
long enough to... uhmm.
post this comment... yawn.
Chris Tilling is...
a better sleeping pill...yawn...
than d4 systems in Chess.
Zzzzzzz.
Chuck Grantham
I feel so validated. I have this important gift as well.
Atleast your daughter's appreciation the great Bishop is not being used against you!
http://jwest.wordpress.com/2008/12/10/is-this-child-abuse-you-decide/
Well, all the social scientists and physicians have been warning about the impact of lack of sleep on our society. More exposure to this lecturer, and CTRVHM generally, could be the anecdote that's needed. Now, more than ever...
Chris, I'll say this for you. You're a good sport, as all proper Englishmen should be. Thanks for the link. You made my day.
When I have a serious interval of insomnia, I shall pop "over there" and sit in on one of your classes.
OK ok, I get the point. I'll wear a bikini next term in class to keep them awake (and grabbing the vomit bucket)
Not that ANY of you have heard me lecture, mind you.....
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