Thursday, August 21, 2008

Breaking News: Jim West is being replaced

In an historic and unanimous decision, the Church Committee of Jim West's Baptist Church have voted to remove their Pastor from active service and to replace him with a new preacher. To quote their official statement, their new appointment preaches sermons "that make much more sense than those of Pastor West".

While we should all keep the West family in our prayers at the moment, having seen some online video footage of West's successor, I can understand their decision. 


At 8/22/2008 12:31 AM, Anonymous Jim said...

it's a 3 second clip of a hand catching a fish. i guess that is more moving than my usual efforts...


anyone have a job opening for a sharp eyed proof reader?

At 8/22/2008 1:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't get it

At 8/22/2008 1:47 AM, Anonymous Mark Stevens said...

Is anyone concerned that the kid has been dressed in his own suit???

All he needs is an oxygen ask ;-)

At 8/22/2008 12:37 PM, Anonymous Peter Kirk said...

I hope this is Tillinglish for "Jim West is taking a temporary break from his duties".


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