Chrisendom glossolalia and interpretation
"As for Chris Tilling, I can understand why Jim gives him such a hard time"
What the hell?! Persecution!
Glossolalia: "Kiwi mah ma bung giftteemax imo banjo beeeum poomarkswiftworthy Mr Kirk slip dunk skdit bhwosidth sdkh! karate kid weiu ueif ywqplcxnf duwiel! dhsido? sdlkjq0gjn, sdld, tqnod, thewioghs wehros q wepop hfow"
Interpretation: "Calling on all angels, cherubims, living creatures and intermediary figures to give Mr Kirk a convincing dose of 'karate kid' wax on wax off in the head department, till his face resembles a damaged Picasso, the snot from his nose is removed, and righteosness is imparted in a restorative type way"
At least that was my interpretation.
Tomorrow, I will post a superb book review by one of the smartest up-coming scholars I know, so stay tuned.