Chrisendom: ‘Worst way to die’ of the day

Sunday, April 06, 2008

‘Worst way to die’ of the day

To flee from a burning plane and parachute, covered in nothing but strawberry preserve, into a big field full of killer ants.

2 Comments:

At 4/07/2008 6:29 AM, T.B. Vick said...: I think you've been out sick one day too many! ;-)
At 4/07/2008 8:11 PM, Chris Tilling said...: Yes, well, there is a grain of truth in what you say!

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: Name: Chris Tilling; Location: London, United Kingdom

I am New Testament Tutor for St Mellitus College and St Paul's Theological Centre, London. Less well known is that I am also the original writer of the now famous song “Beans, beans, good for your heart…”, and inventor of the “you must have fallen out of the stupid/ugly tree” repertoire of insults. I am the main proponent of the Human Faecal Matter for Brains Opening in chess (actually not what I wanted to call my brilliant and original opening Knight manoeuvre 1.Na3, 2.Nc1), and I also claim to have independently discovered the haiku™ poetry form (© Copyright Chris Tilling 2007) without any help from the Japs. My blog, Chrisendom, is primarily occupied with biblical and theological themes – especially those Apostle Paul shaped, but I try as best as I can to squeeze in a decent amount of inappropriate baloney on the way.

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