Aliens really do exist, guv
Given the theological depth of my posts tonight (I'm tired), I'll finish off in the spirit I started. Here is all the proof you need for the existence of aliens: the Roswell Alien landing theory has been revived by a deathbed confession. I theologised about Aliens before, if you remember. I tend to think it a great injustice that films represent aliens as looking like blobs of snot on stilts. And while snot and poetry is on the menu, that reminds me of this post.
posted by Chris Tilling @ 12:37 AM
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"And they admitted that they were aliens and strangers on earth." - Hebrews 11:13
Um, I thought we are the aliens.
And one more:
"Dear friends, I urge you, as aliens and strangers in the world, to abstain from sinful desires, which war against your soul." - 1 Peter 2:11
Chris, I'm a bit shocked you didn't remember the little book I mentioned on my blog, "The Bible and Flying Saucers." I mean, if you're going to be a serious student of the Bible, you need to check this out.
About 225 years ago, the Americans kicked your sobby butts off our region of the continent. (Today is the day we celebrate deciding to be rid of your mad king...) This of course proves the existence of aliens. After all, does anyone really believe the French were the ones who turned the tide against the Empire? Didn't think so...must have been aliens.
Don't mess with America, or we and our alien friends will get you again, CT and UK.
Looney
:-)
Josh, I should update my post! How could I forget?!
JB,
Read this and hold thy tongue.
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