- Suddenly manifest a cynical demon by calling yourself Asmodeus (Tobit 3:8, 17; 6:8, 14, 16, 18; 8:3) and repeating what the last person said word-for-word in a sarcastic tone (Gen. 4:9; 2 Cor 12:8-9).
- See how many times you can use the word “defenestrate” (Acts 20:9; 2 Cor 11:33), and keep calling someone in the meeting “Trevor”.
- Use the phrase “I think we all know what that leads to” with a tone implying massive innuendo (Ps. 37:8; 68:6; Prov. 2:18; 10:16; 12:26; 14:23; 15:24; Acts 11:18; Rom. 5:18; Rom. 6:16; Jude 1:21; Tobit 13:2).
- Break up a discussion by channelling a message from the alien mother ship to “all the citizens of earth” (Ezekiel 22:7)
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I think I might do this during the next long winded sermon I hear.. make sure I mutter and sway a bit... ;)
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