Breaking News: Jim West is being replaced
In an historic and unanimous decision, the Church Committee of Jim West's Baptist Church have voted to remove their Pastor from active service and to replace him with a new preacher. To quote their official statement, their new appointment preaches sermons "that make much more sense than those of Pastor West".
While we should all keep the West family in our prayers at the moment, having seen some online video footage of West's successor, I can understand their decision.
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it's a 3 second clip of a hand catching a fish. i guess that is more moving than my usual efforts...
*mumble*.
anyone have a job opening for a sharp eyed proof reader?
i don't get it
Is anyone concerned that the kid has been dressed in his own suit???
All he needs is an oxygen ask ;-)
I hope this is Tillinglish for "Jim West is taking a temporary break from his duties".
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