Jim's new blog title

Jim is asking for suggestions for a new name for his blog. In the comments I suggested one that I think resonates deeply with the tenor and depth of his own academic contributions in biblioblogdom:

"Idiot with keyboard"

But here are ten more for consideration

1) Zany Zwingli Zordidness with Zilch Theological Content
2) Dribbling Ape with Keyboard could do better
3) Man bungee jumping from bridge and landing accidentally a few times on a keyboard headfirst could do better
4) Minimalists don’t believe Zwingli ever existed
5) Mini-malists R Us - in every sense of the word
6) Bold Heresy Below
7) Total Depravities R Us
8) The Historical Bultmann demythologised and raised in the kerygma of Joel Osteen below
9) Zwingli Ninja
10) Utter Tripe